Chillwaves at the lake with my bros

18 Jun

Today was a good day, y’all (via Ice Cube).

Are we there yet, bb?

When it’s 104 degrees there’s not much one can do.  Usually I sit on my ass and surf the interwebs all day to avoid getting sunburned or butt-raped by the 90% humidity.

Not today y’all.

Today I participated in one of the greatest pastimes of middle-class white American children (not meant to be racist y’all, I love the Nicki Minaj).  Ridin chillwaves will your closest bros on their parents’ boat.

Livin' life carefree y'all!

Not many things are more fun to do in Texas summers than rounding up your bros and hittin’ the water.
So many ‘authentic’ activities:

Deep conversations about which beverage we prefer, Natty Light or Keystone

Ridin' those waves bro

Bro-mosexuals/Bro-noodling/diversity

Jorts+UrbanAppy Flag Tanktop+being on a boat= The American Dream

Wish I could do this every day.
Wish I could live on a boat.
Wish ‘River Monsters’ lived in lakes.
Wish we could have gone gator huntin (via Swamp People)
Wish summer would last forever.

❤ ya’ll, over 500 views already!

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2 Responses to “Chillwaves at the lake with my bros”

  1. Adobe Slabs June 18, 2011 at 5:48 am #

    lawled so hard. i kind of thought i was reading HRO…

  2. Miss2k9 March 1, 2012 at 4:58 am #

    I’m trying to find an american flag tank. instead i found carles

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