Bruce Jenner vs. Brody Jenner

9 Jul

So this year I somehow got suckered into watching “Laguna Beach”.  Which is a gateway drug for “The Hills”.  I won’t waste your time talking about how annoying it was when LC kept going back to Jason, how freaking hott Audrina is but for some reason dated a douche named “Justin-Bobby”, and how Spencer looked exactly like a monkey.

Oo Oo! Ahh Ahh!


Instead I’m here to discuss LC’s occasional love interest on the show, Brody Jenner.



First of all, what a caucasian name.  It’s up there with Chaz/Chet/Chad/Chase/Maxwell/and Hunter.  All I can think of when I hear names like “Brody” is Lacoste polos, water polo, and country clubs.
Moving on.

When I saw him appear on the show I was like “Oh snap son, that’s Bruce Jenner’s son!”

Quick lesson if y’all dont know Bruce Jenner:


Bruce Jenner was an Olympic champ in the decathlon in 1976 Olympics.  He’s hella rich from being a badass.
Also, he has a smoking hot step-daughter:

YES please.

This lead me to think, is Bruce disappointed that his son is pretty much a useless sack of bro-junk?

Bruce was a star athlete in college.
Brody didn’t even go to college.


Bruce trained 8-10 hours a day for the decathlon
Brody: We can assume pretty much lays around and does nothing for longer than that every day


Bruce is an extremely successful businessman and public speaker despite being dyslexic.
Brody’s official occupation is a socialite.  Only in America can one get paid for this..


Bruce has had more plastic surgeries than the amount of points he scored in the decathlon.
Brody  has hooked up with Kristin Cavallari, LC, and a Playmate of the Year

hmmm POINT: BRODY (3-1)

Bruce had/still has a successful and meaningful career.
Brody: When Brody gets a little bit older, his “Socialite” career will no longer exist.


Final Score: 4-1

Admittedly it’s probably hard to measure up to your dad when he was/is such a badass.

Maybe Brody will start training for 2012

Maybe Audrina will marry me one day

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