EatRunSwag’s Best/Worst of 2011: Top 5 WTF? Moments of 2011

19 Dec

Howdy, I hope everybody had a splendid offseason, I know I did.  But Indoor is just around the corner so be smart with your return to running!

Anyway, I’ve decided to make some lists of the best/worst of 2011 in the running world (inspired by Pitchfork, not Flotrack).

Today is the first list, the (probably offensive) list of the top 5 WHAT THE F#CK? moments of 2011.  Let me clarify that this isn’t a “whoa that was impressive, wtf” type wtf, this is a list of things that genuinely made us shake our heads and go, “Really, Galen? WTF?”  Here we go:

 

5.)  The Sammy Wanjiru Fiasco

Fastest marathoner in heaven/hell

After Beijing, Wanjiru established himself as the best marathoner in the world, winning both London and Chicago.  In 2010 Wanjiru ran into legal troubles when he was accused for threatening to kill his wife and possessing an AK-47.  It was all downhill from there for the star marathoner and he fell off a balcony in an apparent suicide in May of 2011.  No jokes will be thrown into this one, it was truly a sad loss for our sport. RIP Sammy, we’ll always remember your bold as hell race in Beijing.

 

4.) Stember Runs 19:30 for 5k after making huge deal about sub 18

Could Webb break 18 right now?

After making a big deal about raising money for some charity if he broke 18 in a 5k, Stember, former sub 4 miler, completely shit the bed and ran 19:30.  He wouldn’t make the Fayetteville Manlius girls XC Squad.  For his sake I sure hope he’s enjoying all the beer he must have had to get so pathetically out of shape. WTF man?

 

3.) Galen Rupp’s Pollen Mask

Sadly, this is the most intimidating he's ever looked.

The obvious highlight of last years USA Track and Field Championships was Galen Rupp’s Pollen Mask, created specially for people who are sensitive to breathing in air.  Most of the country already sees our sport as a joke, thanks for continuing to give them something to laugh at Peter Pan.

 

2.) Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

Maybe he realized seeing her in this big dress that she's actually a crappy person when you can't see her ass.

17.9 million dollars for a wedding that lasted less than a semester of college. Shame on you.

 

1.) The University of Oregon

A.) LV LEAVES

See ya suckas!

B.) CENTRO LEAVES

Finally, I'm out of this shit-hole!

C.)  Vin Lannana Rumors?

How much longer do I have to suffer here..

D.) THE MEN DUCKS DON’T QUALIFY FOR NATS

Luke about to Tebow?

E.) JORDAN HASAY OUTKICKED..AGAIN

#TeamSheila

 

Damn, ducks, 2011 was not your year.  Dunbar will be a much needed asset, he’s a good dude, so hopefully he can turn things around for you.

 

Honorable Mentions:

Adam Goucher Retires- Wait didn’t that already happen a while ago?
Vig. Retires- Will we ever know that story?
German F. Puts Together a Successful XC Season- Finally!
Riley Masters Transfers to Worst State in the Country (Tied with Ohio of course)

 

 

I’ll try and make the next one nicer.  But hey, ya know what they say in ebonics, “If you ain’t being hated on, you ain’t doing sh*t”

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7 Responses to “EatRunSwag’s Best/Worst of 2011: Top 5 WTF? Moments of 2011”

  1. dylan galli December 19, 2011 at 3:55 am #

    this was awesome

  2. lol December 19, 2011 at 7:45 pm #

    Galen’s mask was badass. Wtf 26:48

  3. catewestenhover December 19, 2011 at 10:54 pm #

    The personal journeys, struggles and failings of our sport’s darlings are reduced to rude one-liners. Satire at its finest.

    My particular favorites are Rupp and Hasay, lol.

  4. Armond Moyo December 20, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    I looooooooooove this blog

  5. VanessaG December 22, 2011 at 2:29 am #

    Wow! You don’t sugarcoat things do ya?haha I enjoyed reading the post, but I have to admit that I love Oregon. I guess you don’t, but i’ll keep reading.:)

  6. adam sons March 3, 2012 at 6:57 am #

    So it seems that it’s an online gift registry kind of week here at One lush day. Sorry for the overload but this one was too good to pass up on this blog…

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