Sh*t Runners Say

10 Jan

Credit for the inspiration goes to Twitter follower Cara Hawkins who tweeted “Has nobody done a #shitrunnerssay yet?”.  First, check out her blog @ http://www.runningshoegeek.com/ there’s some good stuff on there and I like her pre-race preview of the Marathon Trials.

Ok well if you’ve read “Sh*t My Dad Says” or any of the trending topics which go #shitmy(insert noun here)says then this’ll seem familiar.  Here’s the EatRunSwag take on it!

This post is slightly offensive, you’ve been warned.

 

I’VE GOT A SUCH A RUNNERS HIGH RIGHT NOW!

Not as good as a Swimmers High

 

WHAT WOULD PRE DO???

Probably This.

 

MOST SPORTS REQUIRE ONE BALL, OURS TAKES TWO.

This guy definitely has a big pair.

HAVE YOU READ BORN TO RUN? I’M DEF GETTIN SOME VIBRAMS!

A Cowboys Fan wearing Vibrams...it figures..

 

ONLY 90 MILES THIS WEEK!

Or in Cam's case, "Only 130 miles this week!"

KARA GOUCHER IS SO HOTT

This one I agree with.

 

WILL _(ELITE HIGH SCHOOL RUNNER)__ BREAK FOUR IN THE MILE THIS YEAR?

Well, I guess the answer to that question last year was yes.

 

WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE US??

This. This is why.

 

 

More installments of this to come in the future. Please feel free to send me messages on facebook if you have suggestions!

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10 Responses to “Sh*t Runners Say”

  1. BIG BIRD January 10, 2012 at 1:45 am #

    BOOOOO NOT FUNNY!!!

  2. Drakkar Noir January 10, 2012 at 2:17 am #

    this is HIGH-LARIOUS!!!!! efff what that other poster says. runners are lame but have some cool moments. I say that as a runner. Kara Goucher is hot but Galen Rupp is hotter

  3. ari January 10, 2012 at 2:30 am #

    that dude in the bottom pic is like attack of the 50 ft nerd

  4. eatrunswag January 10, 2012 at 2:52 am #

    Hahaha the commenter that said “Boo” is a teammate and is featured in the bottom pic 😉

    • SNICKLEFRITZ January 10, 2012 at 3:26 am #

      lolz Look at that power stance by #1 in the bottom pic…bet he slays the ladies like its his business

  5. Diaperz January 10, 2012 at 4:54 am #

    Do one for shit people with Vibrams (barefoot-tards) say.

  6. AN January 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm #

    boo on the Pre pic…respect the past. But the rest of it is funny 🙂

  7. abbynyc January 10, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

    Hahahaha! Amazing. There are so many more, like, “Dude, I gotta Farmer Blow. Be right back.” Whaaaaa…?!

  8. Shannon January 10, 2012 at 8:02 pm #

    Haha, I was totally wondering if there was a video about runners yet. You must have read my mind!

  9. JD January 24, 2012 at 4:53 am #

    Sh!t Runners Say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3cF6rln30

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