Tag Archives: Runners High

Sh*t Runners Say

10 Jan

Credit for the inspiration goes to Twitter follower Cara Hawkins who tweeted “Has nobody done a #shitrunnerssay yet?”.  First, check out her blog @ http://www.runningshoegeek.com/ there’s some good stuff on there and I like her pre-race preview of the Marathon Trials.

Ok well if you’ve read “Sh*t My Dad Says” or any of the trending topics which go #shitmy(insert noun here)says then this’ll seem familiar.  Here’s the EatRunSwag take on it!

This post is slightly offensive, you’ve been warned.

 

I’VE GOT A SUCH A RUNNERS HIGH RIGHT NOW!

Not as good as a Swimmers High

 

WHAT WOULD PRE DO???

Probably This.

 

MOST SPORTS REQUIRE ONE BALL, OURS TAKES TWO.

This guy definitely has a big pair.

HAVE YOU READ BORN TO RUN? I’M DEF GETTIN SOME VIBRAMS!

A Cowboys Fan wearing Vibrams...it figures..

 

ONLY 90 MILES THIS WEEK!

Or in Cam's case, "Only 130 miles this week!"

KARA GOUCHER IS SO HOTT

This one I agree with.

 

WILL _(ELITE HIGH SCHOOL RUNNER)__ BREAK FOUR IN THE MILE THIS YEAR?

Well, I guess the answer to that question last year was yes.

 

WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE US??

This. This is why.

 

 

More installments of this to come in the future. Please feel free to send me messages on facebook if you have suggestions!

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