I’d like to point one thing out- With promising to post 3 blogs a week, not all of my posts are going to be “brilliant”. Quantity might replace Quality a bit. But there will definitely be pieces I spend a lot more energy on tonight. Also, my most popular posts are the ones that are mean. So..I guess I’ll have to be mean more often.
EDIT: Writers on the LetsRun site, from time to time you feature a link to my blog on your front page and thats awesome I love it, it brings in 1000’s of visitors! But from time to time there’s posts, like this, where I ruffle some feathers talking about religion. I’d rather this post not be put on LR, if you were to ever consider it. Everything else is cool though go for it when ya like a post! And if ya’d ever like to contact me, email@example.com is the place to do it!
Also, I don’t intend to stop saying “Swag” yet. If you don’t like it, that’s cool. Go read RunnersWorld and learn how to train for your first marathon in an easy 6 week plan!
Without further adieu, here is a recap of those who Swagged the Eff out at the Olympic Trials Marathon this weekend, and a recap of those who failed to impress me/us.
American Flag, Neon Sketchers, Winning = SWAG AS F**K
A.) Meb is 36 years old.
B.) He races in Sketchers.
C.) He’s not in everybody’s face about how awesome God is.
D.) He made another Olympic Team at 36 YEARS OLD!
What’s not to like about Meb? He’s not cocky, he’s been a major player in our sport for a long time, and the guy has been producing solid results year in and year out. Maybe he wasn’t the race favorite, but he proved to us he should have been.
KINDA SWAG..?- SKECHERS.
I admit it....I'd wear these.
Ok, I realize I made fun of Skechers in an earlier post. Mainly because velcro shoes and Shape-Ups are a fashion disaster and you should be punished for wearing them. But The GOrun shoes Meb has been rocking…well….He has me sold. Along with confirmation that they are very comfy from a friend at UT who has a pair, and Meb’s success in them, I’m convinced they can’t be half bad. There. I said it.
NOT SWAG- RYAN HALL
Click on Pic above to get full text. I have a feeling God also loves Brady more than Tebow.
Ryan Hall is the Tim Tebow of our sport. Yeah he’s good at what he does but the whole fact that “God” is his coach and that he resembles the token super religious kid that I assume almost all of you have encountered on your cross country team at some point. You know, the one that made you feel bad about hooking up with that totally hot Tri-Delt the night before? The one who tried to convince you a trip to FCA would be more fun than playing Skyrim all night? I wish more star athletes were Satanists, it’d be much more fun to interview them. “Yeah, I sacrifice a goat before each race and rub the blood on me. It’s really relaxing. Hail Satan!”
KINDA SWAG..- RYAN HALL
A face only a deity could love.
As much as I’d like to make fun of this guy for a whole blog post, he made the Olympic Marathon team for a second time in a row. Which is more than I, or anybody reading this blog, has ever done. So for that, a tip of the hat to you, sir.
The Black Cactus.
This. A CLOSET FULL OF JORDANS.
NOT SWAG- NB-F*CKING-C
No live coverage? FOR AN OLYMPIC QUALIFYING EVENT? Thankfully Twitter was on fire during the trials and made it easy to follow the marathon online. Still, not the same…
SWAG- SHALANE FLANAGAN
Shalane is a beast. If anybody thought she wouldn’t win, well, they were probably the same people who voted for Bush the second time. She’s still good looking too, nice job bb. (still luv u Kara)
NOT SWAG- DATHAN’S HALF TIGHTS.
How I felt when he finished too 😦
I’m a Ritz fan, I wanted him to win. But, dude, half tights in a marathon? What the hell? That’s why you didn’t make the team. Thats why. Facepalm.
Until next time…EAT, RUN, SWAG.